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Comment Trump Gun is next. (Score 0) 284

by trumpetto on Monday June 16, 2025 @04:28PM (#65454099) Attached to: Trump Organization Announces Mobile Plan, $499 Smartphone

Iâ(TM)ll wait for that one.

Comment Paywall (Score 0) 143

by trumpetto on Tuesday June 01, 2021 @03:12PM (#61444180) Attached to: SpongeBob and 'Transformers' Cost US Taxpayers $4 Billion, Study Says

Slashdot is starting to look like a New York Times outlet.

Comment Brakes (Score 1) 326

by trumpetto on Monday May 08, 2017 @05:47PM (#54380335) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What Should Be the Attributes of an Ideal Programming Language If Computers Were Infinitely Fast?

The first thing you will need is brakes. Pro: no more endless loops!

Comment I will be out of the office (Score 1) 177

by trumpetto on Tuesday April 18, 2017 @06:04AM (#54255085) Attached to: How the Six-Hour Workday Actually Saves Money

I will be out of the office this week.

Comment Uploading soul (Score 1) 103

by trumpetto on Thursday August 25, 2016 @11:29AM (#52769021) Attached to: WhatsApp To Share Some Data With Facebook

Can't find the option to upload my soul.

Comment Statistics will kill us all within a 1000 years. (Score 1) 349

by trumpetto on Monday May 02, 2016 @04:39AM (#52026609) Attached to: Global Catastrophe, Even Human Extinction, Isn't All That Unlikely

Do the math.

Comment I made him (Score 1) 160

by trumpetto on Saturday July 26, 2014 @02:22PM (#47539321) Attached to: Soccer Superstar Plays With Very Low Brain Activity

I Taught Him Everything He Knows

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