Comment As open to interpretation (Score 2) 41
"You can't take a picture of this, it's already gone."
- Nate, Six Feet Under
Comment The real problem (Score 1) 35
The real problem is that no one has any imagination any longer, or at least, they're not demonstrating it.
Comment Re:Buyer's remorse? (Score 1) 178
Jobs is dead and gone and so is the Reality Distortion Field he generated.
Instead we've now got "You're gonna love it!" from his successor, who generates a RDF in the same way that oatmeal does.
Comment To paraphrase Frank Zappa... (Score 1) 130
...Usenet isn't dead; it just smells funny.
Comment At least... (Score 1) 115
...it wasn't acid coming out of the sprinkler system.
Comment My wife watches Lifetime and LMN. (Score 1) 79
As a result, I wind up seeing quite a bit of it.
These cheap movies with prosaic titles whose primary theme is that "men are evil and will hurt you," seem to have a lot of success in finding types.
By that, I mean that they're good at finding Sandra Bullock types. Good at finding Jennifer Aniston types. You get the idea. This has always been a thing, but now that it involves AI, it's suddenly a big deal.
Comment Re:Yeah (Score 1) 139
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Comment macOS (Score 1) 60
is being improved straight into the ground.
Here's another doo-dad that will fit nicely alongside the other doo-dads I never use.
I guess I should be thankful that the UI is no longer 'lickable,' or that I'm sliding metal plates around on my Desktop.
But what really gets on my tit is changing behavior that existed for decades and they decided to fuck with it. The zoom button used to zoom, but now its purpose has been perverted to provide full screen so that iPad users' brains won't implode when they use a desktop computer. You have to hold down the Option key just to get the old behavior back, and you can't turn off the new behavior.
Comment Coulda been a Steely Dan (or Donald Fagen) title (Score 1) 99
Done with Done
Comment Obligatory Douglas Adams (Score 1) 52
"Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With."
Comment Re: What did you expect in 2022? (Score 1) 139
Humor is obviously dead at Slashdot. A zero. Really?
Comment I realize this is probably a first step (Score 1) 66
Tinny as anything, but it's a seed from which a mighty oak grows, I'm certain.
If nothing else, kids can now understand why the bridge of Raspberries' "Overnite Sensation" sounds so weird.
Comment I feel bad for Chris Wallace (Score 1) 193
Wallace had a new gig on CNN+. I hope they find a better role for him.
Comment Craigslist (Score 1) 78
is going to be very unhappy about this. I thought of them because they've been fighting particularly hard about this very kind of thing.