I've been wondering what would happen first if a page (preferrably with large movies) hosted from my computer happened to get slashdotted:

1- the server is reduced to a blob of melted plasic and silicon, or
2- CIS revokes my network connection for life.

Now all I need is a suitable article to submit.

Gotta hate July birthdays. Only a few days ago did I get my 10GB iPod. Now I get to be green w/ envy.