EXECUTIVE ORDER (Score -1, Troll)

Cause you know, folks, with all these hybrid cars coming out, we NEED to keep our oil companies rich, I mean, What did we go to war for? The 200 and some soldiers that died whilst invading Iraq cannot die in vain! We must put an end to this silly rechargable and renewable energy "fad" now before profit margins slip any further! All you good americans will now use the fuel cells thanks to those ingenutive asians. By excutive order 200,187 I command that all Americans (I use Americans loosely, because real Americans wouldn't buy rechargable batteries anyway) begin to use these cell phone fuel cells immediately!!!
Oh, by the way, please ignore the current intelligence scandal.
Thank you and good day.
President George Bush