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Comment Re:Well... I could. (Score 0) 612

In Nebraska here, you can get a spectacular view just 30 miles out of Omaha or Lincoln. If you want to be absolutely stunned you can go to Valentine (north central Nebraska) and that is where they have amateur astronomy conventions. In august the meteor showers are breathtaking. You know it is a good view when a falling meteor burns the retinas a bit.

Even just outside Lincoln, not only can you see the Milky Way, but many college kids would ask me what the haze was amidst it...I would just reply, those are the rest of the stars...they always were stunned.

Perhaps this is why kids now adays have such big egos, they don't have to look up and see how insignificant they really are.

I used to live in Nebraska (small farm town by Norfolk), and at night I could see the Milky Way while in town, and I can see it beautifully when I go out to my in-law's farm. I miss the night sky now that I'm in the Kansas City area. :(

Comment Re:nice... (Score 1) 711

I should be in prison 1000 times over for the amount of times I child-molested myself from the summer of 1987 to my 18th birthday in September of 1992. It's also particularly heinous because I enjoyed the act of self-molestation, therefore I'm more danger to myself because I somehow seduced myself into said self-abuse. Therefore, I should be locked away for all eternity, lest I continue enjoying myself well after my 18th birthday, and that was 17 years ago. Clearly I didn't learn and also am still a victim of Stockholm syndrome and continue to protect myself from myself even though I clearly enjoy enjoying myself.

Comment Re:Chinese puns (Score 1) 272

So let's say your wife (or girlfriend or aquaintence, etc) has a really hot aunt that you totally want to screw. If your wife (or gf or whatever) says "fuck my vagina" you could *totally* take that to mean "fuck my aunt" and then you're all like, "wow, really, you'll let me?" Hilarity would ensue.

Comment TI-85 (Score 1) 776

although the poll is for on-screen calculators, I usually use my old TI-85 while sitting at my desk, but if I'm in a spot where I can't (like working on a different person's computer than my own) then I use Windows Calc or Mac's calculator or my iPhone's calculator

Comment Re:Actually, they are aliens (Score 1) 220

What bothered me was the fact that the aliens hung out in a corn field. Now, as any country boy can tell you (or anyone who's ever detassled), if you walk through a cornfield in the wee hours of the morning in late July (I'm assuming it's late July since the corn is that tall (based on the old adage that corn should be knee-high by the 4th of July (to make sure you can harvest it in time))) you're going to get absolutely soaked from all the dew... And if you don't get soaked from the dew, you're going to get soaked by the center-pivot irrigation that'll be rolling through, and that corn looked too good to be dryland crop, in my opinion it was irrigated.

Comment Re:Newegg plays games with prices. (Score 1) 587

(Yes stores are allowed to include credit fees in their prices, and offer discounts to cash customers.)

It might be legal, but the credit card companies frown on it. I can't find my rules from Visa, but it implied that you cannot give discounts for cash purchases, or have minimum amounts for sales, or they might drop you as one of their customers. Depending on what you do, not being able to process credit card purchases may be the death of your company.

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