"Very confused!" "Needless levels of confusion!" "Extra confusion!" Are you OK mate? But I'm sure this will *finally* be the product that shows Apple, a $3.86 trillion company, has no idea what it's doing or what its users want.

This new technology promises to revolutionize the world, but nobody is thinking about the downsides. We can see comments here about degrading our memory skills, people creating wrong and base content that will undermine our society, and how accessible this technology is for the uneducated. We need to take a stand, now. Herr Gutenberg is a wonderful inventor, but the sooner we get to banning his infernal machine, the safer our children will be.

Now all you need is a plausible explanation for why all of these mysterious highly educated and well-qualified people have been colluding for generations all over the world to "shape opinion". If it was money, they could've just taken a job with / bought shares in a petrochem conglomerate. I wonder what it could be? I'm sure you have the answer.

What are you trying to say? You acknowledge the evidence shows it isn't possible, then claim it just should be...why?

bLaDE tRaiNinG, m'lady

I must have imagined the Delorean being converted to EV right now at Electric Vehicles Canberra in Australia.

There are much cheaper batteries than this. See the Aussie 30kWh upgrade kit for the i-MiEV, for example, which is AUD$15k installed (the battery itself is thousands cheaper) and takes the car's range from around 100km to 250km.

"And thus were created the conditions for a staggering new form of specialist industry: custom-made luxury planet building. The home of this industry was the planet Magrathea, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets—gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes—all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy’s richest men naturally came to expect."

Sshh, there there. The scary whooshing sound is just history passing you by. It'll be gone soon. (That sad burning feeling is irrelevance. I'm afraid you're stuck with that.)

Next week: "We asked an award-winning children's book illustrator what they thought about the likelihood of meaningful practical progress emerging from ongoing fusion energy research the next three years. It's all just matter and energy and human endeavour, yeah?"

"I have no idea what's going on, but I'm pretty sure these smart people are wrong, and there must be something that proves me right. Or am I missing something here?"

Yes, this is definitely central to Sony's gaming strategy, and it's why the PS5 can't play PS4 ga...

...why the PS5 can't...

...it can't play...

Well damn that's inconvenient

And collect the coin.

Yes, because Microsoft never has any security vulnerabilities.

Random journalist: "In my opinion as an outsider who doesn't actually speak for Apple at all, I totally reckon one day Apple could eventually do this."

Shitdot: "Make sure the headline makes it look like this has already happened, but leave in the words "could eventually" and "believes" in the lede"

Shitdotters: "I didn't bother to RTFMA before commenting but hurr durr Apple"