I always respected my engineering friends in college who were busy solving complicated problems. I was a humanities major, so I was far more interested in solving this math problem with the hot chicks in my social sciences classes: let's add ourselves together, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply.

After all, Al Gore is solely responsible for creating the internet.

Just in time for halloween...the printer you can use to make nano-scale silver bullets to kill very tiny vampires.

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? PC Load Letter? What the f*** is PC Load Letter?