Re:The myth of 'productivity' (Score 2, Funny)

Solutions: 1. Recommend him for a position somewhere else in the company or beyond... 2. Tell him his laugh is a little distracting at times 3. Tell him that girl in marketing keeps asking about him, you've heard she wants him to ask her out - but that she'll probably turn him down the first ten or so times he asks 4. Enlist him in the National Guard 5. Add a link to a porn site in one of his friend's blogs - and turn him in when he follows it 6. Ask to be moved, or ask to have him moved 7. Pay to have a leadership coach to come in and tell him his laugh is annoying 8. Make him beleive that everyone else in the department is making 2x as him Leaving off the sig for productivity sake.