I created the article at Citizendium and a talk page. I also mentioned this /. article on the WP talk page. At least Citizendium editors can be reached for comment regarding the articles they edit. Who's UweBayern? Probably not even his real name.

I zapped a new $20 bill for 40 seconds. No discernible heat. Oh, wait. This is incredible! I've just replicated Patterson's cold fusion results. Nobel Prize, here I come!