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Clarification: This is the delayed April fool's message that should have gone to the press on March 31st, 2001.

Laloo Prasad Yadav, the minister in charge of the National Entertainment Committee announced this afternoon from his ranch in Bihar, where is he is on an official visit to negotiate the price of cow dung. He has been meeting village cows all week, and he is pleased with the progress made so far as the cows have promised to produce more dung to meet the hike in demand, especially in and around New Delhi.