Comment Re:Slashdot (Score 1) 1397
Then we bought a Dell.
It was big. Really big. It took more power than three or four of the other servers we owned that were of roughly equivalent power.
Certainly it wasn't worthy of being named after a god, even a demi-god. We had a bona fide problem on our hands.
There we sat in the programming lab, drinking too much coffee, trying to unravel the mystery of what to name this gigantic ugly purplish / brownish server.
One of the DBAs, taking a pull from his coffee, smiled knowingly, and said, "Fat Bastard," turned around and left the room.
It was so obviously the perfect name... it was as if it had named itself. And thus Fat Bastard was born.