See corporations are people without gender. They want to be able to marry each other.
Then they can file a joint tax return and have children.
Word, Inc. Excel, LLC PowerPoint, (A 501(C)3 Non-Profit dedicated to mental health. All children of Microsoft and its harem of acquisitions.
"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!" -- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_