"But in the end, they'll meet the same fate as the dinos."
Everlasting fame and the undying love of children everywhere?
"Medical care is full of information waivers, much like EULAs, only with your health at stake."
This is sloppily worded, but let's be clear that medical privacy is not the same thing as "your health". If someone sees my private medical records, it doesn't make me sicker. If anything, more eyeballs would tend to make me less sick, as medical errors would be more likely to be caught.
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.