Some (but not all) parts of the headline are mostly not entirely unlike parsable English
http://seo.belchfire.net/search-engine-optimizati"...Webalizer is the default tool provided by most hosting providers (Any CPanel users out there? This means you!), not because it is particularly useful to their customers, but because it has several advantages for them over much better and more current tools. Namely, it's free, fast and light on your host's system resources. Meaning, they can include it with your hosting package and it scales nicely as they add more customers, all with no expensive licensing costs. What you probably aren't aware of is there hasn't been a new version and haven't been any updates to Webalizer since 2002."
"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core." -- Hannah Arendt.