Comment Puppy Linux (Score 1) 622
My favorite has always been Puppy Linux. Great for the beginner. puppylinux.org.
You need to work on your abstract reasoning: Just because the example of shenanigans happing IRL is of NAMBLA, doesn't mean that the NAMBLA group is the only one in all of facebook that allows your friends forcing you into groups. In fact, they all do. Including all of the fake terrorist groups people make as a "joke".
I was not confused, I said the summary could be misleading/confusing. Since you seemed to miss it, here goes - #sarcasm. +1 for pendants. I was in the 97th percentile on the verbal section of the GRE. Was that clear enough of a statement for you?
"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk." -- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_