Doing this exactly once would destroy trust in the root, and it's a piece of piss for anyone else to set themselves up as an alternative. Once the existing root was proved to be corrupt, there's no reason not to accept an alternative.
Really. A piece of piss.
Not going to happen over "pirate" movies or gambling. Let me know if you come up with something drastic enough to throw this away over.
To do this, by the way (unless you're a conspiracy nut who thinks maybe it's all secretly controlled from the Whitehouse basement) the US government has to corrupt a bunch of Unix graybeards who couldn't give a shit about gambling, pornography, illegal copying or any of this stuff that gets US judges so excited as to order irrational and nonsensical actions.