Now I get zero ssh gropes, and nobody even tries to get into the VPN. The OpenVPN port doesn't even show up in an out-of-the-box nmap -v -A scan.
They'd better be careful, or software-wise a competitor will come along with a focused, unified, well rounded software experience and blow them out of the water.
But fortunately all the hardware and software patents involved make this impossible!
Logic is the chastity belt of the mind!