Put Ubuntu with Folding@Home on it. Boot any old computers you have hanging around into folding machines without actually installing an OS.
Which OS is that one running? Did all the people who bought their new phone get the shaft?
But it's not E3 without The G.O.D. Parking lot and mexican hot dog vendors. Both of which won't be there in 2009. It's like going to Disneyland when everything is down for maintenence.
No midgets, strippers, boxing nuns, booth babes, press lunches, drinkin with dev's. The only thing this has in common with E3's of past is that it's in the same building and that Kentia hall will still probably be the ass end of the expo.
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