thebeige - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Cycling and stretching. (Score 0) 372

by thebeige on Sunday January 13, 2013 @07:11PM (#42577539) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: How To Stay Fit In the Office?

Mmmm, steaks

by thebeige on Wednesday January 09, 2013 @06:48PM (#42539217) Attached to: Australia Is On So Much Fire, You Can See It From Orbit

Thats so awesome The CFA pissed me off because their map was just Vic. Great Work.

by thebeige on Thursday November 08, 2012 @06:51PM (#41925551) Attached to: Bradley Manning Offers Partial Guilty Plea To Military Court

Hold on, shouldn't we really be asking... What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

by thebeige on Tuesday October 30, 2012 @06:37PM (#41824659) Attached to: Glow-In-The-Dark Smart Highways Coming To the Netherlands In 2013

If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.

Either way, you still have to stick your finger in 'em.

But then your finger would glow!

by thebeige on Tuesday June 19, 2012 @12:12AM (#40366493) Attached to: Australian Gamers Finally Get an R-18+ Category

Foster's - Bogan bait

by thebeige on Wednesday June 06, 2012 @06:22PM (#40238069) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: How Long Should Devs Support Software Written For Clients?

Fuck I hate third party developers. I wish they would all stop blaming me!

by thebeige on Wednesday May 30, 2012 @10:14PM (#40163035) Attached to: Everything You Need To Know About the June 5/6 Venus Transit

The correct term is actually Gay Homo Fag! Don't you watch =3.

by thebeige on Monday May 21, 2012 @06:13PM (#40070359) Attached to: Google Chrome Becomes World's No. 1 Browser

Oh yeah, what was the first thing i did on Windows 8 preview? Install Chrome, baby!

by thebeige on Sunday May 20, 2012 @05:42PM (#40059107) Attached to: Assange Stands 'Real Chance' of Election In Australia

Awesome, i'd vote! At least he discloses information unlike most Australian Politicans.

by thebeige on Tuesday May 08, 2012 @09:36PM (#39936895) Attached to: Why You Can't Dump Java (Even Though You Want To)

yeah fuck java, fuckers!

by thebeige on Sunday May 06, 2012 @07:25PM (#39911081) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What Language Should a Former Coder Dig Into?

LOL

by thebeige on Thursday May 03, 2012 @08:18PM (#39885041) Attached to: NY Judge Rules IP Addresses Insufficient To Identify Pirates

Finally a Judge with common sense, just blame the wireless hackers!

by thebeige on Thursday March 08, 2012 @06:02PM (#39294137) Attached to: Amateur Rocketeer Derek Deville's Qu8k Rocket Flies to 120,000+ Feet (Video)

Chuck doesn't drive, the car moves for him.

by thebeige on Wednesday February 29, 2012 @05:58PM (#39202743) Attached to: Vendors Take Blame For Most Data Center Incidents

Justified rant!

by thebeige on Sunday February 26, 2012 @08:30PM (#39167825) Attached to: YouTube Identifies Birdsong As Copyrighted Music

Or to the CEO but made out of cut up letters from magazines