the_mad_poster's Journal: Lumberjacks

Some days I sit in my little square box and dream of being a lumberjack. Leaping from rooftop to rooftop! Swinging my hatchet and chopping down telephone polls to deliver gifts to all the good little boys and girls of the world!

I'd survive off the land by eating microwave popcorn and crickets and I'd leap tall buildings with a single bound, my cape flapping defiantly in the wind!

Lumberjacks don't have to go to the dentist. They just catch bears in their teeth and use their bones to clean them. Lumberjacks never get sick, so they don't go to the doctor, and they drive monster trucks so they don't have to worry about rush hour. They listen to Grateful Dead and Eminem and Britney Aguilera.

Soemtimes lumberjacks just kick someone's ass for no reason, but it's defintely because they deserve it because lumberjacks are the defenders of truth and justice.

I wish I was a lumberjack...

You can put on women's clothing

[aridhol]

And hang around in bars!

RE: Lumberjacks

[Radioactive_seagull]

And their clothes NEVER go out of style. I mean, who ever heard of a lumberjack who didn't look good?