I am growing increasingly convinced that before someone is allowed to connect to the Internet that they should have to attend Surfer's Ed, pass a written test, and practical test. Maybe this way we could increase awareness of how dangerous the Internet can be as well as cut down on the number of infected machines that are increasingly being used for purposes their owners likely didn't buy them for and probably aren't aware of.

MSWords -- a patented approach for combining letters of the alphabet into meaningful units that can be "read" (for info on "reading", see MS patent 9997645, "A method for interpreting strings of alphabetic characters")