Re:Simple solution (Score 1)

Awesome. This reminds me of the time I tried to use the voice-dial feature of my phone and got tattled on. I said, "Call home." It said, "Calling John." I hit the red button and tried again. "Call Home." It did nothing. So then I said, "Call [phone number]" It asked if I wanted [different number]. So as I threw it onto the floorboard of the car I yelled, "Fucking piece of SHIT!" To which it said, "Calling Priscilla," who happens to be my grandma. Of course I couldn't get it in time as it was on the floor... So you pretty much hit the nail right on the head. Kudos.