The early bird gets the worm. Wait...

"Private" - Known only by you and everyone who works at twitter.

Is it just me, or don't we still pal around with dinosaurs? Hell, I even hunt the things in an event called a spring turkey hunt.

Firefox to the rescue. Get your updates through a secondary site made for updating windows through Firefox. There is the security issue of getting updates through an untrusted source, but how much do you trust the trusted source?