This is the justification of beast feeding that I've been waiting for. Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to find a tit.
Um. You do realize that beastiality is illegal in most countries, right?
Its ok though; he'd have a hard time breast feeding since tits don't have tits.
Subatomic physics doesn't give a shit about molecules, cause they're bigger than atoms. Now if you discover a new subatomic particle, however...
According to Wikipedia, China uses year-month-day, which means they'd write it 4/1. So atleast one fifth of the world's population would write 4/1.
Um, having a new trial required that the previous verdict be set aside. There could be a new trial in this case, but the prosecution isn't willing to bring charges again. They can't force there to be a new trial unless the prosecution is willing to press charges again.
Why does it say I have 11 achievements, but then only show 7 of them? If I had the numbers, it comes out to 10...
(Also, I want my April Fools one)
(perhaps even creating their own)
They already did create their own news syndication operation. It's the AP. "The AP is a cooperative owned by its contributing newspapers, radio and television stations in the United States, which both contribute stories to the AP and use material written by its staffers." from Wikipedia
P.S. Her funniest essay is "I Like Babies". It's not what you expect... or, if it is, you are very strange.
Apparently I'm very strange, as I (correctly) expected it to be about eating babies after reading your intro to it. It's sort of the obvious 'unexpected' thing to like about babies. Now if it were about how she liked to use babies for painting, that'd be less expected...
Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
