Comment Re:Ask Slashdot: Ten Minutes Hate? (Score 1) 271
The energy in one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to power China for a year.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a mobile phone. His only form of communication is pain.
At the CES this year, RCA took great pains to keep Chuck Norris away from the Airnergy stand just in case the power from from one of his stares overcharged the device and caused irrepairable damage.