So this is where Drillbit Taylor comes from!

Drillbit Taylor movie info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817538/

So, Google got wood?

Reminds me of that Beattles song, "I Am The Anus". Oh, wait...

This is the perfect anniversary gift for my ex-wife.

Could this be applied to radiotelescope data sets? SETI Anyone?

Nobody thought of this? Is this still /.?

He also said computers would never need more than 640Kb of RAM

Gives a whole new meaning to "Service with a smile".

No, no, no... You shot yourself a couple minutes BEFORE destroying the nations credit system.

Man, get your delusions straight!

Or at least tell one of your other personalities to audit for you. That might actually be an interesting conversation...

"Did you ckeck everything? / Yes you did / Ok then, approve the release of Windows 7, THAT will destroy the nations credit system."

Maybe its more complicated, but you'd think that with all the dust on Mars, someone would've figured they needed wipers or a cleaning mechanism for the panels.

I asked "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?". The page trhew up a Java error.

I guess nobody really knows.

Here's how to make this REALLY functional:
1. Put the acelerometers inside a pen shaped wedge piece of the phone.
2. Make it detachable.
3. Make it wireless (Bluetooth)

Voila... Pen annotation for phones.

Hell, you could make this an accessory for existing smartphones...

Umm, I think I shlould head to a patent lawyer office RIGHT NOW!!!

Finally!!! I thought it was weird nobody had posted anything about viewing pr0n on this.

Kudos to the moderators for doing a good job of keeping the place clean.

I said this would happen: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1240121&cid=28039069

Oracle gives away stuff, and then charges for the good features or forbids usage 'till paid. Else, the Oracle Police will come around...

Good thing they are not part of the BSA, are they? I dont remember, my memory slips... Darn garbage collector, if I only were allowed to use the new one I wouldnt have memory problems!

Thanks for nothing, Oracle!

They should make the subs sound like whales... Imagine the face on sailors of Japanese whaling ships when they fish out a nuclear sub. Woot!

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