|attached to IBM's Jeopardy Strategy|
|attached to Scientists Create Equation For a Perfect Handshake|
|attached to Chinese News Reports the Taliban Are Training Monkey Soldiers|
|attached to Prince Says Internet Is Over|
|"...the taste of anyone who prefers Sparks"|
|attached to Roger Ebert On Why Video Games Can Never Be Art|
|attached to First American Internet Addiction Treatment Center|
What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.