Here's what I would do. I would buy lots of glittery unicorn and rainbow stickers. Then I would draw big Xs through them to show that I hate sissy things like unicorns and rainbows. Maybe even a Hello Kitty sticker with the eyes scratched out and devil horns drawn on it. I use a shiny white Dell Mini 9 and I just added an apple sticker over the logo. That helped a lot.