Re:Military recruiters (Score 1)

Or do what a guy I know did: sign your name in Arabic on all the forms; confess that you hacked computers several years ago; and tell the doctor that you've met with a psychiatrist or counselor of some sort for counseling, but you can't remember what it was for because it was so long ago.

My friend earned 95th to 99th percentile on the ASVAB and the army still wouldn't take him for anything at all, because he did these things.