Comment The geek way. (Score 1) 660
Setup your residential/office phone with
1. Voice recoder
2. Voice -> text converters
3. Connect it to a computer with internet
And when you don't have a paper/pen and you have your mobile phone (I wonder where mankind is going)
Call up any of those phones and say everything that you wanted to.
Write some program to send those converted 'voice-text' as an email to your email id.
Geeek enough?