Comment This could put Ireland back into recession (Score 1) 55
At the end of the paper they tantalisingly open the door to the possibility that there might exist a glass which would allow Guinness to settle more quickly. If such a glass were discovered, Irish barmen (well, all barmen really) would be able to pull pints more quickly. This means that fewer barmen would be required to man a bar so barmen would lose their jobs, increasing unemployment and probably plunging the country (perhaps the world) further into recession.
Risky research.