Amazing News! (Score 1)

And Bill Gates patented 1's and 0's ( http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29130 ) And Nebraska votes in developmentally challenged senators ( http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28176 ) Glad to know there's still irony in the world. The biggest irony of all is how we continually fall (at least momentarily) for such satire as truth.