HEY ... I take exception to the term "pirate" ... I would rather be called a "buccaneer-American"

[...] dont worry! thanks to capitalism, you'll soon be able to bribe someone even on a low budget! Bribe Agencies will allow many people to concentrate their money into one bribe which can be sent to any participating politician (i.e all of them).

Mmm... Maybe you should try to get a patent on that idea. Actually, something like a method of helping politicians make decisions, using a computer network in order to let a variable amount of money be transferred from an user account to the politician's one. Not sure on the writing though; I don't think it is confusing enough.