Well, at 80 miles out, I'll be they're got a diesel generator on board.

I use 3G for interwebs while sailing... in a lake in Oklahoma.

Winlink is not only ghetto-ly slow, but also trashes our HF bands WAY too much to be considered an asset.

Also its' proprietary software sucks big hairy balls.

If the C-Bomb is allowed how will we ever tell COCKS from CUNTS???

This is a fairly important differentiation.

There, fixed that sig for you!

Am I the only person that read this as an "ounce-an-hour" smoke break?

Seriously, 7-zip is not only free, but in many aspects faster and better than WinZip.

I assume the Apple Netbook will have a quad-core processor and a sleekly designed brushed billet aluminum unleaded generator to power it.

Halliburton

Touchè!

1000cm * 1000cm * 1000cm == 1,000,000 Litres

I thought the whole point of the metric system was to avoid stupid units like "DistanceMeasureCubed"??

Hate to troll, but - £4000 doesn't buy much of a superbike. £7-12000 will get you a mediocre stock BMW/Ducati. Some rice-rockets are slightly cheaper but lack most of the sex appeal. I've had tons of women ask for comment positively on and/or ask for rides on my crappy $6500 Kawasaki rice-rocket and had a similarly positive response to the $3000 Vespa scooter I drove in college. Guess showering helps?

Sadly enough, pretty much any of the keypads you'll come across in the used market have the "Star Raiders" overlay. The "Basic Programming" cart is becoming the holy grail of the 2600 world.

But how can we siphon money off contractors if you guys are doing all of the work?

I always thought I95 was a parking lot?