Re:In the spirit of the article, some humour ... (Score 1)

He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product brochure or the documentation,

Documentation! Where did he get documentation for Girlfriend or Wife? My packages came with no documentation, yet the sw expects me to know *everything*! ARGH!

~svoboda