Re:Credibility? (Score 1)

Well, as long as we're on the topic, let's make a comprehensive list of possible sex references:

• I found myself unable to stop stroking the device
• ...giving you a feeling of probing deeper into the device
• ...[I] looked over the shoulder of the guy next to me and the slideshow capability looked fluid.
• Clicking on the "community" button allowed me to see the other two Zunes nearby
• Three plays... please!
• I asked the "demo assistant"...to help me find new "artists" to "listen" to
• Though I really enjoy the few moments today with the Zune, I secretly look forward to Apples "response."

Granted, I've made a few convenient changes, and with some of these you have to use your imagination. ;)