Great instead of a lack of oil and large polution problem, we're just going to have a lack of trees problem? Awesome, I see nothing wrong with that! Who needs the rain forests anyways? ...errr remind me again how oxygen is made?

...but she wont have to rack up another $100,000+ in lawyer fees atleast. I believe this is the best chance she's got right now (not only because he's the only one to step forward and help for free). 1)He seems to be a bright with a quick learning curve 2)Probably as a better understanding of the technology he's getting involved seeings he has a C.S. background as apposed to her previous lawyer. 3)(most important of all)I'm sure he realizes this could really make his firm HUGE if he comes up with a win. So yes, free work, but a BIGGGG upside to dedicating all of his time to the case. [Youngest lawyer to send the RIAA back trembling?? ..we can only hope]

..and with one swift swoop..."Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker" assures us of there no longer being a potential assassination attempt on Obama. right?

Best coding possible is done in the bathroom. How much more comfortable can you be than on the man-throne. More often than not most of my "EURIKA!" moments happen when I take a quick bathroom break away from the problem. Yeah the cubical at work gets the job done most of the time, but rest assured when thereâ(TM)s a problem I can't work out at the desk the solution is 99% the time resolved by the time I finish a bathroom break. Thus the bathroom is the perfect "Coding happy place", comfortable and relieving side note: full-time programming may not be best suited in the bathroom and would probably be frowned upon in a general business environment.

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to fish if they can't even fit inside the boat?

Foam is alright, but I always thought bubble wrap would be the solution, not to mention you'd be able to pop it while you wait for the accident report to get all filled out.