It sounds like AI was used to generate their company names too.

They're obviously screaming out in pain! Now the veganarians can feel guilty eating too!

Tim Cook can keep his over priced safety scissors. I wouldn't have a enjoyable job as a linux professional if computers were locked down like Apple's phones are.

In my personal opinion I don't think ipv4 will truly be abandoned in my lifetime at-least. There's too much invested into it. RFC 1918 address space is still very useful for internal management of systems even in a dual stack v4/v6 environment. I can see ipv4 becoming less important in the near future, but it's not going to magically disappear. It sure would be nice to free up that CAM space being used on our routers for v4 though.