Go to Mexico (Score 1)

I've not had Lasik. A friend did, however. He had it done in Mexico. Apparently it costs about half as much there.

The last time I asked him how he felt about the results, he said everything was perfect.

However, he said that in Mexico, they don't give you any anaesthetic while they sear your cornea away. Instead of anaesthetic, a short, heavy-set middle-aged Mexican woman holds your hand.