So the five apps you use work perfectly. Great. Good for you. But that's your experience. The plural of anecdote is not "evidence."

Everyone else is always in a cult. It couldn't be that different people like different systems... for valid reasons.... could it? I personally like my iPad and can see why a lot of others would too. I don't think people who want a tab are broken or stupid or evil. I just worry that reviews that are always grading Apple's competition on a curve will result in more people unhappy with what they get because it wasn't the iPad killer they thought it was. But if they like it in the end, so what to you and me?

Not enforceable in California. Bus & Prof Code Section 16600.