Guns do prevent crime.
Americans are a passionate lot. We are twitchy. We practice "road rage". Give us an inch and we try killing someone with that inch, maybe by tying it around their throat. We are not mellow. If we didn't think there might be guns next door, we would all rob and pillage one another.
You want mellow, go to Canada. Some of us here do just that (go to Canada). And sometimes, Canadians come here to America, seeking affordable housing and health care. Blast those Canadians, with their clear accents, tolerance of diversity and polite manners. Bunch of sissies!
And sometimes, people from around the word, from all sorts of different cultures, speaking different languages, with different ethnicities, values and religions, come here. They seek better lives, and a little know thing called FREEDOM and a better way of life. (Listen up, president Bush, you commie bastard who bails out jackass fake banks w/ public money and squandering the birthright of the next generation for a bowl of lentil soup).
Besides, Americans are proud, pompous jerks. Our military is always off "working" on something - if we didn't have a bunch of guns, Canada would raid us. Or that other country across the pond, known as "europe" (which rhymes with syrup). But who knows if that place really exists or not.
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