"I can. But that's because I'm not a penniless hippie."
That's a bold statement! It might sound a bit more believable if your global economic system was not in the process of crashing about your ears. Pretty soon we may all be penniless hippies.
PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5