god is dead, and now consoles are too (Score 0, Redundant)

This... this is undescribable. ITS NOT A CONSOLE CONTROLLER! ITS A GOD #$@% DVD REMOTE! *sigh* Its going to be like playing PS2 with only an eyetoy. I dont want motion sensitivity, I dont want to play one handed (unless they have hentai games... what?) I want buttons dammit! I want change weapon to be "b" not "wave your arm in a circle to cycle through."