"He learnt to communicate with birds and discovered that their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with wind speed, wing spans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries. Unfortunately, he discovered, once you have learnt birdspeak you quickly come to realize that the air is full of it the whole time, just inane bird chatter. There is no getting away from it."
Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Thank-you. I don't have mod points today, please accept my mod-point-in-spirit.
Narrator: There are 364 days left until the extinction of the human race.
Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?
Dancing Demon.
'The reason why rivers and seas are able to be lords over a hundred mountain streams, is that they know how to keep below them. That is why they are able to reign over all the mountain streams.'
Armed and Dangerous (1986)
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The Vacant Lot on Blinded By The Light
I believe you're thinking of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. If memory serves 'The Professor' was Julius Sumner Miller.
Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
