1. 1. Use the spoon to eat soup while I wait for erosion to kick in.
2. 2. Easy, One scoop at a time.
3. 3. With spoon in hand, I would take one step away from the mountain thus moving the mountain relative to me.
4. 4. How big is the spoon, and how much time do I have?
5. 5. No need for the spoon, the mountain is already moving.

If you were in a box, how would you think outside it?

I just did.

What is the difference between a duck?

Around 30 quacks.

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I would run with them, thus freeing myself from parental tyranny so I can access my innate talents and land a better job.

A. You don't have 50 pounds [I checked].