More dwugs, morw pwofits
weeeeeee, look all the colours ob de wanebow
Nah, junkies kill themselves too soon, outlaw it, fine them for illegal shit we don't have to treat so much and bush banm booomang we are all rich RICH I TELL YEEE
Hmm, these "Addicts slash thorat(TM) to sell wooden leg" stories are pissing the voters off, lets have a crack down!
Hell shit I'm the Police chief /mayor/ prez I ordered these prostitutes, these drugs these cans of beer I am GODS CHOOSEN PEOPLE AND I WILL HAVE A GOODTIME so fuck off policeofficer, or I will have you and all your family killed
Oh fuck what a hit from that DMCA, fucking hell, shit man she's younger than my son! hope that's a deep lake your throwing the corpse into, Egor...
God, was that me last night? or did the devil take me, oh pleeeeeeze forgwive meeee
Haaa such puppy dog eyes, such a cute beard, smell ain't so good
BUT WE MUST PWOTECT HIM
His ours now pwesous yesss pwesous FUCKING HOBBIT CUNT
NO SMEGAL BAD.. HOBBITS IS GOOD But pwesous HE STEAL IT!
NARRRGH!!!!