Comment Uh, Azure HCI? (Score 2) 35
Comment Re:Since when.... (Score 1) 270
"and I'm surprised to see a comment like yours modded to +5."
You must be new here. Here, let me show you the collection of endless reposts.
Comment subject (Score 1) 128
Other things that probably didn't cause the Tunguska event: demons, kangaroos, cell phone radiation, the moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie.
Comment subject (Score 1) 397
'then heâ(TM)s got to do what? Subpoena the service to see if the phone was actively used or not?'
"Policin's haaaaaard!"
Comment Re:Another false dichotomy (Score 1) 434
"At one time, science was the pursuit of truth, but nowadays it has become corrupted into the pursuit of fame and fortune."
Yes, because when I see that famous blonde in the Ferrari, I know she must be a particle physicist. Lousy rich scientists with their swag.
Comment Re:Taser International is the wrong group to do th (Score 1) 309
1-800-PHONICS.
Comment Re:Which amendment would you like to lose today? (Score 5, Insightful) 609
"USA military is by far the strongest military in the world"
And look how bogged down it got against peasants and farmers in Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc.
Your argument is amusing.
Comment Re:Solution is smaller government / reduced spendi (Score 5, Insightful) 609
"Not if you consistently vote in people who aim for reduced spending and smaller government."
I've seen a lot of mouthy political bullshit along these lines, but no actual politicians who are interested in implementing it (lots and lots of politicians who want to reduce spending in areas they don't like, while increasing it for areas they do, however).
Comment Re:Taser International is the wrong group to do th (Score 1) 309
You routinely keep cans of Pepsi in your pockets?
Comment Re:Taser International is the wrong group to do th (Score 1) 309
"If you confront police with a weapon you may die."
Or if you "confront" them with a wallet. Or if you're holding a can of Pepsi. Or if you're minding your own fucking business.
Comment Re:Surprise is that this doesn't happen already (Score 1) 443
They're just a poor mom and pop operation trying to make ends meet, hence the need for the additional Ask Toolbar revenue stream.
Comment subject (Score 1) 443
I'm just going to go ahead and start pirating everything. Including cars. Suck it, industry.
Comment subject (Score 1) 590
Suck my sweaty balls, PETA.
Comment Re:I hate these threads (Score 1) 112
Don't forget about the dumb fuck UFO conspiracy nuts who think a government that can't cover up blowjobs would be capable of preventing leaks about alien visitors for over 60 years.