UFCW (Score 2)

I have long dreamed of the UFCW, The United Federation of Computer Workers. We need to protect our culture in the workplace and only a union could do this. We need a strong statement on more and better caffine, bigger better displays, faster networks, no flourescent lights, shoes optional, NO TIES-EVER, and the first 5 days
of each year above 70 degrees are holidays!