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Best knock knock joke ever:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
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What? Where? Was there a building 7, I forget...
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Yeah? And what about buildings 3, 4, 5, and 6, you insensitive clods.
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I actually DO remember those, because Verizon, then my phone company, was based out of one of them and after it got squished I didn't get a phone bill for three months.
They also repurposed all the meter maids who patrolled the parking meters in front of my apartment to hunting terrorists or something, so I stopped getting parking tickets as well.
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Ah, NYC bureaucracy under benito Giuliani