Uuugh...forgot to log in first, the above was my comment,

Credit is due where credit is due. ;-)

OK.....as long as I don't have to log in via Facebook or Yahoo!.....Space.dot.com started doing this recently, and NOBODY's posting because of this (including me, a long-time poster there). Great security risk, AFAIK.......

Let's see.....tweaking my cardio-enabled phone to....wait for it.....

WAIT FOR IT.....

"BWWWEEEEEEEEE......BWWWWEEEEEEE....BWWWWWEEEEEEEEE...."

Got it! Spock's heart rate while lying on McCoy's magical medical bed in the original Star Trek.

Take THAT you (red) blood-sucking corporate parasites!!!

Right on... As "Scotty" said (ST:TNG)....."Just because something is ollld dinna mean that it's a pile of junnnnnk"......(bad Scottish accent!!!)

Sure he's not studying to be a politician?

That's what our government does.....flap its wing....er....gums........with no results.....

Awwww..my weekend is now fsk'd up.....I thought it would be fun to have a mini tornado to play with!

Great, it's denser. Does this mean it now comes in a yellow-white, almost blonde color?

Wot, you mean Paris Hilton?????

Good call @purplerasion!!!!!

But we all know is......wait for it.........

42!!!!

"Millions of millions of lines of code"

How many of those lines were just comments????

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? ZZZZZZAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! (puff of smoke) shrivel.....

In Soviet Russia....words own you!

Quit feeding the squirrels Red Bull, and they won't have wings, you insensitive clod!!

A comment about "Animal House"....where did it go???? Not happy, it was supposed to ne funny!!! ;-((((

I guess one can't call it an "Animal House"....wasn't that the name of some movie? :-)

VTech used to have a few electronic toys which would sound out the words for each number key pressed. What was really funny was that, if one pressed 5 then 2 quickly enough, the resulting sound would be F****OU......great fun at otherwise boring engineering meetings (I used to work for them in the telecom division)... Needless to say, the toys division changed their design..... :-))))